BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[Fanie]

No matter where you are she should bring the beer. This oke's boat is so small, the beer doesn't even fit on it never mind the wife. Looks like she got through the worst though...

A little SA humour.
Only blacks get appointed due to the BEE (black empawa ment scheme)
Joking with fraudulant activities and officials involved
Tax office in arrears
Strikes demanding pay rises

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

They elected not to burn Michael Jackson - too much plastic - they just melted him down and made LEGO so all the children could play with HIM...

You can make boats from LEGO...

SH.

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Originally Posted by Fanie
More on SA mentality...

Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE SOUTH AFRICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, PENSION CARD, WELFARE, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE. PERKS INCLUDE WEAPONS OF YOUR CHOICE.

Dunno if that was smart to advertise...Do not be surprised if a sudden tidal wave hits your shores in a week or so.

It must be worse in Chile than I had imagined...

[Sean Herron]

Hello...
That would include the Hong Kong retarded Triads that have just figured out where Vancouver is in Canada...
SH.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Sean Herron

Hello...
That would include the Hong Kong retarded Triads that have just figured out where Vancouver is in Canada...
SH.

"Just" figured out they have been there years, I knew about it.

You let them in when Uk denied immigration for many Hong Kongers when Margaret Thatcher refused 1000's of them entry to UK just before hand back.

You said,--- 'hey you can come here if you want'---Duh'

[Sean Herron]

Hello...
Frosty - this is a joke thread - I just think you want to see me go off topic...
I have matured - I like cheddar...
Vancouver Canada - has the most retarded - could not get enough money - cannot find the safety thumb switch - **** head head gangs from - China and ex-Kong - they cannot even add up simple bus fare...
Green arrow pointing left - make it blink - they turn right across three lanes - useless...
SH.

[Frosty]

Yep the only criteria to go to Canada was how far they could spit a green golley,--and my god those chinese can do that.

I believe that Margaret was appaled at seeing this filthy habit and was a contributory reason for her flatly refusing these people entry to UK

Common sign in HK is 'NO SPITTING' even in lifts!!!!

Now Singapore ? ---chalk and cheese.

[Frosty]

Ok after that I feel a bit guilty, perhaps an inappropriate topic so here a joke to put things right.

Father christmas at the big town store and this young but not old girl wanted to sit on his knee as she had done for years.

So with a smile she sits on his knee and father Christams bouncer up an down a bit and says "Ho Ho Ho and what would you like for Chrismas little girl"

She says: "I want some hair round my fanny" father Chrstmas coughs and thinks for a minute and says "would a beard do?

[Sean Herron]

Hello...
LETS ALL GO OUT FOR AN INDIAN...
SH.

[Frosty]

Had one last night, hence not wandering too far from the toilet bowl this morning.

Funny thing that curry,--its not only hot when you eat it.

Any way toilets rolls in the fridge!!!

Be careful how you eat...and consider meeting in the basement. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-dieters.html

Wow, somefatty needs to lighten up... I just got anonymous neg rep; "Retarded, falsely elitistic, arrogant and pointless. Go away. And pull the water behind to make sure you are not coming back." "elitistic"?

[Frosty]

Well it was'nt me I dont know what it means.

You have'nt been foolin about on that climate thread have you.

How do you make the writing go red like that?

I would'nt worry about it --your not retarded or falsely eletistic arrogant or pointless,!!!--- well a bit arrogant but your getting better and elitistic --well i don't know what that is,--arrogant errrrr maybe -- well a little bit,-- but absolutely not pointless Oh no.

Now retarded,--- well they do have a point about that one.

As you can see I have included a smilie, I dont normally , I hate the little fckers but today i thought I would just to show what a friendly arrogant eletist err what was the others? Oh retard, person I am too. is'nt that great.

No, I wouldn't think it would be you.
What's up with the climate thread? I'll check. Oh, yeah. Just pickin' on the Bos Man. Been gone for a few days and have to keep him on his toes!
Red or any other color, left click on the desired text, drag to highlite, click on drop-down arrow next to underlined "A", above, click on color.

[Frosty]

This is a red bit, testing testing 1 2 3 4,--I cant do it where is the higlight thing