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#3437
01-03-2010, 02:04 PM
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| Bored... Hello... The nice thing about clouds and women is that when they F'ck off you know you are going to have a good day... SH.  |
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#3438
01-04-2010, 10:42 AM
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| Not really boat jokes ... Two oldies but goodies:
__________________ Proud supporter of The Far Kurnell Cat Racing Team I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A. Edison |
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#3439
01-04-2010, 08:21 PM
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| Edication... Hello... I am dropping out of boatbuilding for awhile and going back to school to study Early Childhood Psychology... Maybe figure out what the hell is wrong with me... SH. |
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#3440
01-04-2010, 10:53 PM
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| No that would be an interesting turn.... "Sean the Sailors' Shrink" - the talking cure for the lonely sailor... We all seem to be enduring our second (or more) childhood regression
__________________ Try to be helpful... Remember that there are at least two sides for every story... |
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#3441
01-04-2010, 11:24 PM
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__________________ People are always talking about the good old days. But I was there, and I wasn't impressed. -my dad |
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#3442
01-04-2010, 11:43 PM
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| Now That Is Funny... Hello... Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience... PERFECT... SH. |
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#3443
01-07-2010, 10:47 PM
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| Only a Farm Kid.. When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little differently... A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."
__________________ "Boats are like rabbits; you can have one boat or many, but you can't stop at two" - A. Onassis Boat designs: "a convoluted collection of discontinuous compromise" - Par ". . . ere the end, some work of noble note, may yet be done . . ." -Tennyson Dances with Turkeys |
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#3444
01-08-2010, 04:22 PM
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| 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People" 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.' 11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. 12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way...
__________________ "Boats are like rabbits; you can have one boat or many, but you can't stop at two" - A. Onassis Boat designs: "a convoluted collection of discontinuous compromise" - Par ". . . ere the end, some work of noble note, may yet be done . . ." -Tennyson Dances with Turkeys |
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#3445
01-08-2010, 05:32 PM
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| 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People" - The missionary position still works 
__________________ Try to be helpful... Remember that there are at least two sides for every story... |
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#3446
01-08-2010, 05:35 PM
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| A Keyboard for Old Men. Finally ...... A Keyboard for Old Men. |
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#3447
01-08-2010, 05:39 PM
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| http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/ope...-30841-17.html an epitaph - as the French would say 1,2,3,4,5 and English ears would hear " 1, 2, 3, cat sunk"
__________________ Try to be helpful... Remember that there are at least two sides for every story... |
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#3448
01-08-2010, 06:10 PM
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| Quote:
Mas, the English are too busy shuffelling snow on the mo. They don't hear anything.
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#3450
01-08-2010, 07:22 PM
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| How do you recognise the Free State (Wynand's valley ) blond on the beach ? She's the one witn the g-string on back to front. Why do blonds prefer cars with sun roofs ? More leg room.
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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