Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Who or where or what is a Beckham?

Never mind I dont care,----oh go on then what is it?---Na I dont care- really.

 

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A grossly over-rated has-been soccer player - whose greatest 'spin' was applied, not to the ball, but to his own reputation. He also married another highly promoted and manufactured animal called a Spice Girl.

 

And now he earns $1million a week! Wonder if he wants to buy a boat?

 

Oh **** --dont start talking about football.

How much ?????? your joking ???????

I cant beleive that Im sorry. And if it is true that will make me very angry.

 

Jealous Frosty - think of the tax he pays on that (actually not a lot he don't live here - this week, bit like you mate, don't live here I mean not the money - you has to spell it out for the Snothingy)

 

Geez, Berg. You were at 92 too. Geez.

 

A Pele 35 years later.

 

Yes Berg your over 100, whats it feel like? have you got a telegram from the Queen?

Your as famous as Beckham now ---well nearly. I hope you dont get snotty and remember your mates.

Do you know what it was you said to get that last bit. I have had a look myself and I cant see anything. Maybe it was Beckham.

Is it sir Berg now? or ice Berg?

 

The Hamburgler, I think.
No, really, Frosty. Everyone knows the forum is completely staged. It's like TV wrestling. He'll be on top for a while until people get bored with him, then they'll throw him away like yesterday's newspaper.
It all creates a kind of drama. All carefully managed, I can assure you. Ever hear of "Half Ton Ollie"? They ran him up to 1000 points within a two week period. When they "dropped" him, he dropped fast alright. Hit 236 within three days, ended up begging for scraps on some blow-up raft forum out of Cuba.
Some say he's still there, might as well be a doormat.
Watch and learn.

 

Oh I get it now ,--your all in a little club giving each other points, Oh I see.


I would never want to be in such a club I will earn my points in the way they were intended --honestly. How do you join then?

 

You have to pay an initial tribute of 15 points to Berg, he says. Lots of guys have been joining. It's fun, and you meet people.

 

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And more importantly...His goat.......

 

oh. Hi Bergalia. Everything okay, sir? I got the "goat food" you sent me. Did you get the "goat food" I mailed to you last week? Frosty is thinking of getting a "goat". What do you think, sir?

 

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Goat food ???? Blast Alan, I smoked it.....

 

I saw approx. 50 "boat jokes" the other day at the river in the form of people floating by in rental canoes. Notice I did not say "paddling" by as not one of them seemed to know what they were doing.

At least they were having fun!

Holy smokes Max, your points are going through the roof. Finally got your
100+ grandchildren to join the forum huh?

Tim