BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[Frosty]

OOO youlle get some points knocked off for that,-- disrespect.

Thers some very religious people on this forum.

As the British police would say-- youve been nicked mate.

[safewalrus]

guess your right for a change - been a day for it! Kicking ar** and getting told off! but that's me mate, like a bit of disrespect! thrive on it in fact

[charmc]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

but that's me mate, like a bit of disrespect! thrive on it in fact

I'm shocked, Mike, never wudda guessed!

[charmc]

I'll be off line for a few days, travelling with my beloved.

To my American friends here: enjoy the holiday!
To my Canadian friends here: hope you enjoyed the holiday!
To all my other friends here: find some reason to enjoy!

[timgoz]

Have a good trip Charlie. Happy Fourth.

Tim

[safewalrus]

yeah have a good one Charlie and Happy Fourth (even if we were on opposing sides - actually until then we were all on the same side! go figure! anyway go enjoy!!

[Frosty]

This bloke goes into a bar and orders a pint. He says to her "tickle your arse with a feather' She looks at him disguted and says "I beg you pardon". So he says in a louder voice" particulary nasty weather" "oh yes"

The village idiot in the corner thinks that was hilarious, laughing and giggling.

He gets up and says to the barmaid" tickle your arse with a feather" She says "I beg your pardon" , he says "its pissing it down outside"

[Bergalia]

More semen orientated than seaman...and bound to upset the catholic reader. (My wife kicked the crap out of me when I told her...) But here goes.

The Pope was troubled with his waterworks and the Vatican doctor gravely suggested that the only relief would be through sex. The Cardinals were shocked, but the Pope held up his hand and agreed to do it - on four conditions.
The first condition, he told the Cardinals, was that the young woman must be blind so she couldn't see with whom she was doing the deed. The second condition that she should be deaf and not recognise her partner through the sounds he might make, the third condition that she must also be dumb and could not speak of the event afterwards.
And the fourth condition, asked the Cardinals?
'Big tits' said the Pope.

[Frosty]

I dont know how you manage to get away with it. I really dont.

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Frosty

I dont know how you manage to get away with it. I really dont.

Watch it, Frosty! I almost took a point away for your judgemental behavior with Bergalia! Don't you ever learn?

[alan white]

I know a guy named Tim Sample who was once in the Navy. I just wonder how they addressed him? Or in a crowd, on deck, the captain says, "Is there a seaman Sample here?"
"No sir, in the magazine, and also in the officer's mess!"
"Good grief! How many seaman Samples are there?"

Etc..

[Frosty]

Im not going to reply to that.

[alan white]

I'll let it eat away at you for a bit. You'll reply. You can't help it. It is in your nature.

[Frosty]

No its not.

[safewalrus]

Just like a good pantomime Frosty - yes it is! you've answered already!! (can't resist it "tee hee")