Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Aint God in the boating thread? what the hell was it Noah built then? a block of flats? .........nah aint got the same ring has it?

Noah go build a block of flats and fill it with animals (bit like a typical London suburb) and I'll make it rain for weeks and you'll save them all! Not with the price of gas these days you won't never be able to cook for them all, and what if the drains become blocked? it'll stink to high heaven (Precisely quoth God) - naw can't see it catching on, back to the drivel thread methinks!

As for this monotheism, can't see any respecting God wanting to talk to himself all the time either -that won't catch on!

 

OOO youlle get some points knocked off for that,-- disrespect.

Thers some very religious people on this forum.

As the British police would say-- youve been nicked mate.

 

guess your right for a change - been a day for it! Kicking ar** and getting told off! but that's me mate, like a bit of disrespect! thrive on it in fact

 

I'm shocked, Mike, never wudda guessed!

 

I'll be off line for a few days, travelling with my beloved.

To my American friends here: enjoy the holiday!
To my Canadian friends here: hope you enjoyed the holiday!
To all my other friends here: find some reason to enjoy!

 

Have a good trip Charlie. Happy Fourth.

Tim

 

yeah have a good one Charlie and Happy Fourth (even if we were on opposing sides - actually until then we were all on the same side! go figure! anyway go enjoy!!

 

This bloke goes into a bar and orders a pint. He says to her "tickle your arse with a feather' She looks at him disguted and says "I beg you pardon". So he says in a louder voice" particulary nasty weather" "oh yes"

The village idiot in the corner thinks that was hilarious, laughing and giggling.

He gets up and says to the barmaid" tickle your arse with a feather" She says "I beg your pardon" , he says "its pissing it down outside"

 

I dont know how you manage to get away with it. I really dont.

 

Watch it, Frosty! I almost took a point away for your judgemental behavior with Bergalia! Don't you ever learn?

 

I know a guy named Tim Sample who was once in the Navy. I just wonder how they addressed him? Or in a crowd, on deck, the captain says, "Is there a seaman Sample here?"
"No sir, in the magazine, and also in the officer's mess!"
"Good grief! How many seaman Samples are there?"

Etc..

 

Im not going to reply to that.

 

I'll let it eat away at you for a bit. You'll reply. You can't help it. It is in your nature.

 

No its not.

 

Just like a good pantomime Frosty - yes it is! you've answered already!! (can't resist it "tee hee")