BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[alan white]

I would give you a point for that insightful comment Berg, except you've aquired an almost ridiculous supply of them recently, and more would just cause you to lose your keen edge. I had a run like that a while back, and I wore a suit and tie for a week and demanded everyone call me "Mr. White" instead of Whitey. I call the syndrome the "potato shift", and believe me, now that I have settled back to rear position, I feel like myself again.

[Poida]

Alan White I'll have you know that my Mother actually died while riding a rocking horse and I do not find that funny.

Poida

[Frosty]

I wish I could say something clever like what Berg did . If I ever could, it would have been exactly like that.

Talk about hitting the nail on the head in so few words.

Some body should save that and put it in a book or something.

I personally would thouroughly enjoy a gentlemans converstaion on religion or the bible etc.

Should there be one??

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Poida

Alan White I'll have you know that my Mother actually died while riding a rocking horse and I do not find that funny.

Poida

A Tennesee Walker? I should have added it was a Tennasee Walker. Most rocking horses are Palaminos. I just assumed the Tennesee Walker was a safe bet. I should have said so. Your mother surely died on a Palamino.
Otherwise, I am so sorry to have offended you.

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Frosty

I wish I could say something clever like what Berg did . If I ever could, it would have been exactly like that.

Talk about hitting the nail on the head in so few words.

Some body should save that and put it in a book or something.

I personally would thouroughly enjoy a gentlemans converstaion on religion or the bible etc.

Should there be one??

Why not? How can we end up killing each other and eating each other's hearts raw over the internet? I'm using a fake name, and I imagine most everyone else is too. Let's do it!

[Poida]

Alan you are not at all taking me seriously.

OK,OK she didn't die on a rocking horse, but she did die and it was by only by chance it wasn't on a rocking horse. Otherwise I would have been upset.

Anyway we have Brumbies here and you have to be a real man to break in a Brumby Rocking Horse. Sometimes you have to bring in the Rocking Horse Whisperer.

This is horse $hit.

Poida

[Frosty]

So whos going to start a religion thread.
I dont think it should be me.
Im not that well in with the management.

Alan-??

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by alan white

I would give you a point for that insightful comment Berg, except you've aquired an almost ridiculous supply of them recently.....

Here's the secret Alan...I award them to myself when Jeff's not looking....

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Frosty

So whos going to start a religion thread.
I dont think it should be me.
Im not that well in with the management.

Alan-??

I'm not sure who you mean by "management", Frosty. But I'm sure He has forgiven your tresspasses.

It was your idea. Besides, Jeff doesn't trust me because I talk to certain questionable characters.
Just don't start speaking in tongues and writhing, or biting off snake heads and you'll be fine. Once you testify, I'll saunter in and drop a few bombshells.

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

Here's the secret Alan...I award them to myself when Jeff's not looking....

Collaboration?

"Great post! Give us more!"

"Better post! You've outdone yourself!"

"Oh no! You've outdone ME once again. I defer."

"Brillant response! Truly, you are a remarkable man!"

"I am nothing. Let me explain that with another point!"

"Too kind! You're giving Gandhi a run, I daresay!"

"I thought YOU were Gandhi, if that last comment on paint remover is any indication!

"Nothing close to that comment you just wrote on constipation at sea! Allow me to thank you!"

"You're great!"

"No! You are!"

"You!"

"You, I insist!"

[Frosty]

Listen guys threres not much joke telling going on so we gotta get outa here and do something or tell jokes --with boats in it.

Alan Great post should have been on the drivel thread though.

I though we were for a second I had to check.

[alan white]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Listen guys threres not much joke telling going on so we gotta get outa here and do something or tell jokes --with boats in it.

Alan Great post should have been on the drivel thread though.

I though we were for a second I had to check.

Thanks Frosty, but your post was far better. Good work!--- Alan

[Frosty]

Come on Alan get this religious thing going!! I cant wait.

By the way have you looked at evilbible.com good entertainment

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Poida

Sometimes you have to bring in the Rocking Horse Whisperer.This is horse $hit.Poida

That wouldnt be rocking horse **** would it by any chance because that is very rare stuff and is probably worth a fortune.

Ive had close relatives die and friends and children. It doesnt bother me for some strange reason. We are all going, just at different times.

Like an escalator going up--or going down, when your on it theres no getting off. They just went before we did thats all.

It makes me look after myself better.

[Ike]

Here's a cute Hagar cartoon strip