Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

I understand, no joke... so drivel or marketing!?
Orrr... the wrong Thread?

 

....there was no boat in it.....NO BOAT !!!! ...hell I havnt seen a boat..

Although as I assume therrr could have been a boat, behind the house, besides the barn, hidden by the second bush to the right, sitting on a trailer.
:?:
There could be more... hidden by the second Bush... at the right... errrr
No No No that was not a political sarkasm.... Bushes are a biological phenomenon, if there is one (at the right) there soon will be another one (much smaller in size of coarse) at the extreme right (or against any?)
Ehhh...so boot them out,.....I mean get the boat to the front.... no, they did already.........
Ahrrr.... what I wantosay is get your backyard clear and let us see the boat in the joke. Not the joke behind the Bush, of coarse.
Sorry, I would´nt get something up.. except the Trailer?
I had to edit that.... I loved the choke although

 

He was right...
Although again there was no boat in the joke! NO BOAT ...You don´t call these little rubber gums carried in the average (military) aircraft to keep the patients patient a boat? Are you?
yahh must edit again.. the choke himself made me lough..... a bit.... But why are we all like that?

 

what is wrong here??
did I capture the thread?
The rule I broke was´nt written in here?!
Come on, please, don´t let nóld steamguy njoy mself.

 

apex1. One does not mention "boat" out of respect and sympathy to those who at the present do not have one... - - - if there is a boat in the story then that is OK but to complain that there is NO boat in a story is a bit - - - well you know.... I can get away with chastising you, cause at the moment I do not have a boat - except for a model called "masalai" and also I am a grumpy old ******* (by birthright & birthrite).... and everyone is away concentrating on getting a full head of steam as part of the rites and rights of all mariners stuck on land and elsewhere at any time when it is felt to be the proper course to take....

Fair winds and calm seas to all and may your pleasures endure and hardship diminish....

 

Yah...
This is the "BOAT JOKES" Thread (there is a boat in it and a joke):idea:
So how can someone take it for serious if I "argue" there was no boat or joke in a posting?
I feel sorry to hear that you dont have a boat at present, I would´nt insult or offend you.
Richard

 

Who is serious? - Oh **** I thought this was the drivel thread - bugger.......

 

"I would take the Maria version, as long as she can dig worms, cook well, does a good massage, drives me home from the pub, and has a nice boat.
Please send details of the boat."

I wrote this on about page 50 and some turkey has just deducted point from me without a signature.........

what tree have you been living in eh?

 

That complaint sounds familiar, the phantom points deduct-or has struck again.... That must be that gutless creep who did same to me....

 

This is no joke, but has anyone heard from Jim, The1Much - is that Texas hippy well and circulating around busy checking on the oil content of local wells or on holidays?

Jim, where are you? Seasonal greetings and may your god heap blessings on you and your family.... - do you need more paper for your meds?

 

He's got the hump with you.

 

Huh?

 

blondes

two blonds were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blond in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blond turned to her friend and said "you know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name". To this, the other blond replys "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her".

 

What's the difference between a------(insert your most hated location here)woman and a Seal?
One's got whiskers and stinks of fish.the other is an aquatic mammel.
Man 'Doctor Docter,everywhere I touch it hurts.If I touch my nose it hurts,if I touch my foot it hurts.if I touch my elbow it hurts.What's wrong with me?'
After examinination the Doctor replies'You've broken your finger'
Old man in pub 'Ten years I worked as an undertaker in this town.Did they call me Dai the Death ?-No.Ten years I worked as a window cleaner in this town,did they call me Dai the glass ?-Nne bloody sheep.!!!

 

Eh china, there's always a boat in my jokes. The plane happened to fly over a boat when that happened. Do one always have to explain EVERYTHING