BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[Manie B]

Sis man its awful

[the1much]

im not gonna be able to close my eyes and sleep for a week nows

[Manie B]

Fanie as you may have picked up between my lines my piggy bank is in a worse shape than yours.

Dont worry you are not alone.

I would love to know how many guys on this forum all over the world have to put there boat projects on hold / back burner

[Manie B]

this is kinda funny

[the1much]

who's touchin me!!!,,,,thats a ride for people who love their fellow traveler...hehe

[Fanie]

There are these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head.

[Fanie]

It's not an empty ocean Masalai, it's SUBMARINE RACING ! Don't you see

Manie, stop bragging about your riches

[Manie B]

i have got that sinking feeling

[Manie B]

Fanie i know where the "Europeans" fu3kedup


" In the land of the Pharohs (Egypt)"

who did the work

"The dark ous"

[Manie B]

So the gods in the heavens decide it is time for Thor and Venus to get it on,

Venus unfortunately was born with a slight split lip that left her with a lisp, so Venus became Venuth, she had nith tith and her hipth were full, nith good looker and tho on.

Anyway Thor gets stuck in

Thunder and lightning

a night of passion
non stop sex

Next day he wakes up
stands on the steps of the Acropolis
bangs on his chest
shouts out all over the land amist thunder and lightning

I AM THOR
I AM THOR

Venuth gets woken by all this noise
and says

i am tho thor i cant pith anymore

[masalai]

Jeeeees , Now you can come and clean the vomit of my screen, ****, at least be kind enough to post as an attachment so the shock impact is minimised , and that fat fool seems proud of his obesity....

[Meanz Beanz]

Full frontal a little much eh?

Sorry...

[masalai]

It was just the shock of FULL ZOOM IN - playing with my 22" screen and the SIZE was some shocking relevation.... as I clicked on the next tab and the screen was fill of bigger than lifesized man-tits....

[Meanz Beanz]

See, technorogy CAN be dangerous!

[Fanie]

Must be bad if your tit size is bigger that your wife's...