Berg

[timgoz]

Where has our good friend Bergalia (Max to his friends) been?

[Trevlyns]

Tim, I asked that one a while ago and Mas says he only posts occasionally now. More's the pitty. I see he last posted on 29th December.

Must be finalizing that novel he was writing... or milking the goats

[charmc]

I made fun of him here timgoz restored , but the reason I gave for his being offline is what he had said. Wow, hard to imagine someone having a full life outside this forum!

[Trevlyns]

Well Charlie, for someone who circumnavigated half of Scotland in a modified wardrobe for a £50 bet – anything is possible

You go Bergy!!!

[masalai]

Maybe he is building another "modified wardrobe" to half circumnavigate Australia - (or is it Austria where he is at?) -

down the Danube in a coffin?, what a morbid way to travel anything but the Styx... Not time for that lark

[safewalrus]

Could be milking the book and finishing the goats I suppose?

[westlawn5554X]

Let me search the google for international lost and found... maybe I can find him... I think...

[Landlubber]

Hey Berg, come back, we all miss you!
Those jokes about your kilt, well we know you wear pants underneath 'em ( I think).

[safewalrus]

Never!!! a TRUE Scot wears nothing under the kilt! Nothing to do with tradition more to do with thrift! pants cost money!!

[masalai]

Except his testimonials (big balls) & shelaly (or is that the Irish stick?)

[charmc]

Yeah Mas, 'tis we Irish who have a big shilelagh.

[timgoz]

And I always thought it was us half Polish, half English blokes. Learn something new everyday, eh?

[timgoz]

This fellow died and stood before Saint Peter. Peter asked, "have you ever in your life done something good for someone?". The fellow said once I saw a biker gang picking on a young lady, (let me say here, most bikers are better folks than your average person, at least those I know), so I went up to the biggest, baddest one, slapped him in the face, ripped his nose ring out, and told him if I ever saw him doing this again I'd stomp his butt. Saint Peter said, "when was that?", the fellow replied, "oh, about five minutes ago".

[masalai]

Tim, I don't think Charlie was referring to anything other than what he only holds in his hands, not something like your pride & joy requiring artificial/external augmentation to be more than useful? Does that thoroughly confuse the issue?