Bad Spot in Stringer

[DanishBagger]

But Knut will bitch-slap anyone who tells him he's a dane, you know.

It's like saying a portuguese fella is spanish, or hell, a dane he's norwegian.

(Just kidding. The fact of the matter is, that we're not one nation, although we sometimes come across as one since we have so much in common - even our languages look like each others.)

Anyway, we'll take the shetlands any day now. We just have to mobilise the entire fleet. All two of them, lol.

[masalai]

Canoes?

[Knut Sand]

I have once got the question:
"Norway, where in Sweden lies that?". Later they told me he still was breating when I left.... (A perfect world would be dull).

Well; have maybe more canoes than the Danes, so Shetland and Scotland is well within reach. I know there's distilleries in Scotland, so the only thing that can stop this ehhh, "campaign", is if there's distilleries in Shetland too. (Plan to take Shetland and then Scotland, the first place we'll get drunk, will probably slow down the campaign somewhat..., standard Norwegian procedure).

[safewalrus]

Norwegian failing - first stop with a bar, three beers and forget the damn compaign we're drunk

English failing - the bars are in the barracks so we rarely leave on campaign -no need!! When we do go the beer is usually worse than what we have back at home so the campaign is to get back home as soon as possible - works!!

[masalai]

Not for our septic friends - I understand "prohibition is still enforced.... tho thorry and Thor (Thunar) ith mithing out on a good chance at a pithup too....

[Knut Sand]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

Norwegian failing - first stop with a bar, three beers and forget the damn compaign we're drunk

That would be "mission acchohopliched" or close enough....

[safewalrus]

Exactly my thought - pity all wars aren't fought like that - the team that drinks the most wins!! (I know a few who could win on their own!!)

[masalai]

Ahhhh the philosophy of the three F's of life, Feed, Flaggon, (wine or whiskey) and a F F ''' F.. F nope cant find the last one.....

[DanishBagger]

Sheesh, Mas, how can you forget a word like "farting"

[masalai]

Well said Danish hehehehehehehe but for all your smarts and effort, no points allowed/available 'cept tokens in pairs ::::: ::::: "::::: ::::: ::::: :::::" quoted ones are bonuses.... something like buying shares from your broker and finding out they don't exist...

[the1much]

Originally Posted by masalai

.... something like buying shares from your broker and finding out they don't exist...

hahahaha,,,wells,,fer that one,,,heres your prize,,hehe :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;;'''''',,,,,,===:::::::::::::::::::::::

[DanishBagger]

Haha, thanks, Mas