Another Physics Brain Teaser

[Poida]

OH NO!!

Not a septic. Is there any known cure?

Poida

[safewalrus]

Probably not in this life! but to hell with it, enjoy and buy me a beer! then I'll enjoy it to! won't be any cleverer (absolutly no chance of that, I hear you cry!!) but I'll be pi***** and won't care!

[charmc]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

Probably not in this life! but to hell with it, enjoy and buy me a beer! then I'll enjoy it to! won't be any cleverer (absolutly no chance of that, I hear you cry!!) but I'll be pi***** and won't care!

Walrus/Mike,

As Frosty would say, what the heck does that mean?

[Poida]

It means Walrusses computer keyboard doesn't work properly. The i the s and the d don't work.

Am I really cursed to be a septic for the rest of my life, mispronouncing every word in the English language and driving on the wrong side of the road.

God save me.

Poida

[safewalrus]

Shouldn't be a problem from what I remember of Aus you drive in the middle of the Road anyway!

charlie If I knew mate I wouldn't have printed it! Guess I'd had a couple more than a 'glass of red, before bed' as Poida puts it (more half a bottle of 'batshit' and coke - the old 'cubalibre' as my old carib friends used to call it - still do - helps you sleep! cant talk but hell do you sleep! wake up in some strange places too)

[sigurd]

the bulldozer is rusted now and has seaweed, but when you drove it into the water (yeah I know just for experimental purposes) and hung it from the boat the same amount of water is displaced but the boat is a bit higher.

I did a practical experiment to verify the mercury problem.
I made chicken soup with beans, and ate the chicken, and some of the beans seemed to float with a bit of them into the chicken fat. Don't think they would stick out of the water without the fat. Should I have tossed the floating beans?

[safewalrus]

Sigurd - I thought I spake poo but hell man that beats me! why only some of the beans - surely all or none otherwise you may have had different beans, sure they were all the same kind of beans?

[sigurd]

They were all the same kind of brownish beans, came out of the same bag anyhow.

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by sigurd

They were all the same kind of brownish beans, came out of the same bag anyhow.

My Under-gardener (cousin of my footman and nephew of the butler) suggests that beans/peas which float would prove infertile if planted. So he suggests you eat them all up as they would prove impractical to plant.

Now, here's a brainteaser:

Count the "F's" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



Answer in the 'Our PM' thread

[MikeJohns]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

My Under-gardener (cousin of my footman and nephew of the butler) ................

Nepotism rules these days, What happened to meritocracy?

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by MikeJohns

Nepotism rules these days, What happened to meritocracy?

Removed under the new AWA legislation.....