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[Fanie]

like a normal person

You ? Unthinkable.

Don't tell me you're quitting boating. It's the only way one can return to 'normal' although 'normal' is a highly debatable point...

[Frosty]

He means he dont wanna tell yer,- or he has a promise on.

Any way its better than having a drink and going on the internet.

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

Just looking about for vinyl signmakers and picked up a virus - so another rebuild of the computer...

Some spyware 2009 ****...

Very annoying - went out for a smoke in my cottage - my truck - to regain my patience...

See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4pE9-_gL88 ...

SH.

[masalai]

Sean,
Run Linux, or do not let the computer with sensitive stuff be used to access the inter-net directly or indirectly. or use a linux machine as access with its good firewall properly set up to serve your home network....

[masalai]

If you listen to nothing else this weekend - hear this - and figure out how to fend for yourself... http://www.financialsense.com/fsn/main.html - go to "3rd Hour with Jim & John - - Select an Audio Format - Part 1" and select the audio file type you prefer (all are the same content)...

If you go on to listen to part two, then I suggest buying Gold and silver BULLION (I have), as opposed to "paper" - - but if your fancy takes you to shares - be very careful....

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

I am just cruising some old goodies...

You old folk will hate this one - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbqIyeed4g ...

Very tired - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iff_ZSHNLo - one more time ...

SH.

[masalai]

Shades of the TV series Lost in Space - - "...warning, warning, warning..." announces the robot with 'arms' flailing in alarm to advise the youthful Will of impending danger.... http://financialsense.com/fsu/editorials/2009/0505.html brief but very succinct..

[masalai]

Oh **** I feel a poem coming on - Ahhhgh - too lazy - may think of a copy&paste if I remember - another day.... Anyone got a good narrative poem with which to entertain us all?



The Bastard from the Bush

As the night was falling slowly over city, town and bush,
From a house in Hogan's Alley came the Captain of the Push, - - - - (Push = a 2 bit "criminal" gang around pre WW1?)
And his whistle loud and piercing woke the echoes of the Rocks, - - - (a poorer residential area of Sydney)
And a dozen ghouls came slouching round the corners of the docks,

Then the Captain jerked a finger at a stranger on the kerb,
Whom he qualified politely with an adjective and verb.
Then he made the introduction, ''Here's a covey from the bush,
**** me blind, he wants to join us, be a member of the Push!”

Then the stranger made this answer to the Captain of the Push,
'**** me dead, I'm Foreskin Fred, the Bastard from the Bush!
I've been to every two-up school from Darwin to the 'Loo,
I've ridden colts and black gins, what more can a Bastard do?'

“Are you game to smash a window?” asked the Captain of the Push;
'I'd knock a ******* house down,' said the Bastard from the Bush.
Would you take a maiden's baby? said the Captain of the Push.
'I'd take baby's a maiden,' said the Bastard from the Bush.

Would you bash a bloody copper, if you caught the cunt alone.
Would you stoush a swell or chinky, split his garret with a stone,
Would you make you wife a harlot, would swear off work for good?'
Again that bastard's voice rang out. 'My ******* oath, I would!

'Do you help the girls pick gumleaves?' asked the Captain of the Push
'No, I hit 'em with the branches! said the Bastard from the Bush.
'Would you knock me down and rob me?' asked the Captain of the Push.
'I'd knock you down and **** you!' said the Bastard from the Bush.

'Would you like a cigarette?' said the Captain of the Push.
'I'll take the bloody packet,' said the Bastard from the Bush.
Then the Pushites all took counsel, saying '**** me but he's game.
Let's make him our star basher, and he'll live up to his name.'

So they took him to their hide-out, that Bastard from the Bush
And they gave him all the privileges belonging to the Push.
But soon they found his little ways were more than they could stand.
And finally the Captain thus addressed his little band;

'Now listen here you 'buggers, we've caught a ******* tartar:
At every kind of bludgin' that bastard's got the starter.
At poker and at two-up be shook our ******* rules,
He swipes our ******* liquor and he robs our ******* girls.

So down in Hogan's Alley, all the members of the Push
Laid a dark and dirty ambush for the Bastard from the Bush.
And against the wall of Riley's pub, the Bastard made a stand.
A nasty grin upon his dial, a bike chain in his hand.

They sprang upon him in a bunch, but one by one they fell,
With crack of bone, unearthly groan and agonizing yell,
Till the sorely battered Captain, spitting teeth and coughing blood,
Held an ear all torn and bleeding in a hand bedaubed with mud.

'You low polluted bastard,' snarled the Captain of the Push,
'Get back to where you come from, that's somewhere in the bush.
And I hope that vile misfortune may tumble down on you:
May some lousy harlot dose you till your bollocks turn sky blue.

May-the pangs of windy spasms through your aching bowels dart,
May you **** your bloody trousers, every time you try to fart,
May you take a swig of gin's piss, mistaking it for beer,
May the Push you next impose on toss you out upon your ear.

May the itching piles torment you, may corns grow on your feet,
May crabs as big as spiders attack your balls a treat.
Then when you're down and out and a hopeless bloody wreck,
May you slip back through your ******** and break your bloody neck.'

[masalai]

Some good news, America is sterting to compensate the rest of the world for their misdimeanors and other sins via BoA..... My notification herewith read and weep - still a country bound in deception - - - - -

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This message is to officially inform you that we received a telegraphic wire transfer of $510,090.00 (plus accumulated interest) from the United States Government Disbursement Account as your compensatory grant for the current economic hardship.

Please be aware that this compensatory grant has been deposited into an escrow account at the escrow office in California and will be available for remittance immediately.

The standard payment procedure is as follows:- The funds will be wired into any bank account of your choice by Bank of America and the time frame for delivery is 24-48 hours.

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PLEASE NOTE: The escrow account activation fee of $850.00 could NOT be deducted from your funds as your funds are protected by a FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PREMIUM HARDCOVER-INSURANCE POLICY installed to prevent any deductions from your funds by financial institutions until remitted by you.

Hence, the fee must be paid by you to the payment secretary at the Escrow Office in California.

CONTACT THE PAYMENT SECRETARY IN CALIFORNIA TO RETRIEVE THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO PAY THE ACTIVATION FEE AND TO COMPLETE THIS TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY:

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Question... Is Franco Cupola still alive & operating?

[Thomasvilson]

For more information on decorator show houses or interior designs logon to our site without any hesitant

[Frosty]

10 US banks are ready to pay back their bail out.

Waddya think of that Mas.

I tell you what. They have managed to make trillions in what?---6 months?

[masalai]

Frosty, another excellent example of US ********, another "motherhood statement" to hide a variation of the old Ponzi scheme - - used as sucker bait to rip off the unwary "investor" - The US markets did not like the poor response to the "treasury auction" and the markets fell in USA... Any money made there is very close to blatant theft as all business is STILL showing declines/losses in trade.... WTF when "...Oh we only made a trading loss of 600billion whereas last week it was 800billion..." Still a frickin loss and going backwards faster than ceasing trading all-together... Who is not a ******** in the USA?

Thomasvilson, a good example of poor taste?

[masalai]

mark775 and kindly stop pissing and shitting on other threads... If you must, put a link with the name of the poster of the offending item to link to here or elsewhere - that gets your rabid point delivered and retains the intent of the thread for others in following the theme without the verbal diarrhoea...

Originally Posted by masalai

mark775 and kindly stop pissing and shitting on other threads... If you must, put a link with the name of the poster of the offending item to link to here or elsewhere - that gets your rabid point delivered and retains the intent of the thread for others in following the theme without the verbal diarrhoea...

Ahh what have I missed here........................

[Sean Herron]

Hello...
Very bored - give me a FISH ON...
SH.