Alas poor.....

[Bergalia]

Sad news this morning for all readers of the Goat Design Forum, the goat, known as Rose to close friends, has died.
Rose became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.
I believe a sacred 'mass' is planned at a Masonic Temple near you....

[lazeyjack]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

Sad news this morning for all readers of the Goat Design Forum, the goat, known as Rose to close friends, has died.
Rose became a web phenomenon when it was reported that she had been "married" to Sudanese man Charles Tombe. The wedding was enforced by elders after a drunken Tombe was found taking advantage of the poor animal. He was also made to pay a dowry to Rose's original owner. The elders hoped to shame Tombe, though did not spare Rose's feelings in doing so.
I believe a sacred 'mass' is planned at a Masonic Temple near you....

careful you will be dubbed as crude lewd and unamusing

[westlawn5554X]

Bergalia in a good cult sect... I hope... I prefer self meditation in front of a wall, always work... you can almost see bacteri migration on the wall...

I almost get the thread... my old english dic is outdated version

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by westlawn5554X

... my old english dic is outdated version

My old Scottish dic - still in perfect working order....

[Wynand N]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

My old Scottish dic - still in perfect working order....

at your age

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Wynand N

at your age

That's exactly what my wife said........

[safewalrus]

But ain't that wot yer sporrans for? alas poor Rose, far better a lady than the 'apple barrel' (specially when its your turn in it!) methinks!

Oh what a sheltered life us Cornish have

[Trevlyns]

What you guys talking about? What else was it we used to do after holding hands and kissing? I can’t remember…

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Trevlyns

What you guys talking about? What else was it we used to do after holding hands and kissing? I can’t remember…

Spoken like a well married man....

[SamSam]

[quote=safewalrus;138165]But ain't that wot yer sporrans for? alas poor Rose, far better a lady than the 'apple barrel' (specially when its your turn in it!) methinks!
I'm not sure what that means and I'm not sure I want it explained, but what does that mean?

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by SamSam

...I'm not sure what that means and I'm not sure I want it explained, but what does that mean?

I'm not touching this one Walrus - it's up to you....

[safewalrus]

MMMmmm! Ain't lived has 'ee! apple Barrel be a simple way of relieving yer tensions at sea (tis better than the 'old sock' - that's what the modern sailor uses!)! Nip forr'ad to the manger and talk to the goat gotta be a better way to do it - first ye needs a sailors mind (kinda on the feeeelthy side)

[safewalrus]

Gross of course its gross - that's wot the feeethy minds for!

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

(tis better than the 'old sock' - that's what the modern sailor uses!)!

Genuine sheeps wool as opposed to nylon is favoured by our New Zealand cousins...has a more 'homely' touch....

[safewalrus]

Aye, gets a better 'feel' to it